tomorrow’s episode seems to be called “When The Cat’s Away”, based on the thumbnails for the private video that’s in the life in the dreamhouse playlist at the moment

17 Sep 14 @ 4:31 pm  —  reblog
RIP Wilfred the Fish
June 1, 2012 - September 4, 2014
Raquelle is still terrified of you, even in death

RIP Wilfred the Fish

June 1, 2012 - September 4, 2014

Raquelle is still terrified of you, even in death

08 Sep 14 @ 4:20 am  —  reblog

rrraquelle:

rrraquelle:

have i ever mentioned i embarrassingly facebook messaged sean hankinson once

and he replied back to me months later and the first thing he said in his message was “holy shit”

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uhhhhh rude i sent him a friend request like 2 years ago and he never accepted me

02 Sep 14 @ 9:32 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

so I ordered the Licensed to Drive step into reading book about 3 weeks ago for obvious reasons (to see the schlond poofa immortalised in print format) and it finally arrived today!

Let’s take a quick look inside!

Oh, classic Ken!

here it comes, it’s so close I can taste it!

THE SCHLOND POOF- wait what

"schland poofah" what is the meaning of this injustice?

this is heresy

MATTEL I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS

23 Aug 14 @ 2:56 pm  —  reblog
this time 2 years ago a big giant nerd by the name of rrraquelle / hansideburns / eddielackert sent me a message that kicked off a whirlwind friendship culminating in a disney photoshop battle and real life people actually shipping us despite it being more of a Will & Grace-type situation than anything else, so CHEERS to the dreamhouse bffs, if we could survive the Barbros then we can survive anything

this time 2 years ago a big giant nerd by the name of rrraquelle / hansideburns / eddielackert sent me a message that kicked off a whirlwind friendship culminating in a disney photoshop battle and real life people actually shipping us despite it being more of a Will & Grace-type situation than anything else, so CHEERS to the dreamhouse bffs, if we could survive the Barbros then we can survive anything

14 Aug 14 @ 1:19 pm  —  reblog
04 Aug 14 @ 10:24 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
#omg  

rrraquelle:

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oh no

jack i swear to god if that’s you again..

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NO NO NO 

SCREW OFF JACK

IM GOING TO TURN OFF MY SUBMIT BOX NOW 

23 Jul 14 @ 3:31 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

20 Jul 14 @ 4:54 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Anonymous inquired:

Titles for the first three episodes of season 2 are now on the Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse site on the new Episodes page. Thoughts?

barbie-lifeinthedreamhouse:

YES. Everyone go look!

ANYWAY

THIS IS HOW I PLANNED THEM ALL OUT IN MY MIND

Reunion Show

Barbie gets a job as a daytime TV host and invites Ken to appear on the show. Ken, however, is oblivious to the fact that Barbie is planning to reunite him with an old friend

Closet Princess 2.0

The story of Ryan finally coming out of the closet. In S1E1, Closet Princess, Ryan was actually hiding in the closet the entire time. If you look really closely at one point, you can see his hair mixed with some shadows. As many Dreamhousers were oblivious to this fact, Mattel decided to make a second episode focussing in on Ryan’s sexuality, and will do this by allowing Ryan to confess his undying love for Ken.

And last but not least

Sisters Ahoy

As you can see in the episode thumbnail, Barbie and Stacie are in the ocean and appear to be photographing something. The title “sisters ahoy” implies that a character’s sister(s) is arriving, or being located. Hence, it is only fair to assume that this episode is about Barbie, Stacie and Chelsea venturing out into the ocean (Chelsea driving the boat… naturally). Once out in the ocean, Barbie and Stacie will scuba dive to the depths and locate their missing infant sister, Kelly.

I also assume that the fish

will be the antagonist of the episode, burdening Barbie and her sisters in the search for their sister.

your thoughts?

20 Jul 14 @ 12:40 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

TOMORROW IS THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF THE NIGHT OF THE SCHLOND POOFAS I’M SO GLAD I REMEMBERED IN TIME PASS THE MESSAGE ON WE MUST GET MELLY B BACK ONE MORE TIME

has it really been two whole years already wow how time flies

11 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  reblog
the new episode’s not up in English yet so I’m sort of half-watching it in Spanish
I have no idea what’s going on but it’s called Mayor of Malibu and there’s this Planet of the Apes parody
I think Chelsea is trying to be elected the mayor and Raquelle is her main opponent
this show is so weird

the new episode’s not up in English yet so I’m sort of half-watching it in Spanish

I have no idea what’s going on but it’s called Mayor of Malibu and there’s this Planet of the Apes parody

I think Chelsea is trying to be elected the mayor and Raquelle is her main opponent

this show is so weird

01 May 14 @ 5:38 am  —  reblog
the end of an era

the end of an era

01 May 14 @ 3:39 am  —  reblog
SCHLOND POOFA

SCHLOND POOFA

17 Apr 14 @ 12:36 pm  —  reblog
licensed to drive is getting a book adaptation oh my god the schlond poofa will finally be immortalised in print form for future generations to see

licensed to drive is getting a book adaptation oh my god the schlond poofa will finally be immortalised in print form for future generations to see

08 Apr 14 @ 11:07 pm  —  reblog
Anonymous inquired:

Are shlond poofas real?

06 Apr 14 @ 11:28 am  —  reblog
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