tomorrow’s episode seems to be called “When The Cat’s Away”, based on the thumbnails for the private video that’s in the life in the dreamhouse playlist at the moment
RIP Wilfred the Fish
June 1, 2012 - September 4, 2014
Raquelle is still terrified of you, even in death
have i ever mentioned i embarrassingly facebook messaged sean hankinson once
and he replied back to me months later and the first thing he said in his message was “holy shit”
uhhhhh rude i sent him a friend request like 2 years ago and he never accepted me
so I ordered the Licensed to Drive step into reading book about 3 weeks ago for obvious reasons (to see the schlond poofa immortalised in print format) and it finally arrived today!
Let’s take a quick look inside!
Oh, classic Ken!
here it comes, it’s so close I can taste it!
THE SCHLOND POOF- wait what
"schland poofah" what is the meaning of this injustice?
this is heresy
MATTEL I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS
this time 2 years ago a big giant nerd by the name of rrraquelle / hansideburns / eddielackert sent me a message that kicked off a whirlwind friendship culminating in a disney photoshop battle and real life people actually shipping us despite it being more of a Will & Grace-type situation than anything else, so CHEERS to the dreamhouse bffs, if we could survive the Barbros then we can survive anything
jack i swear to god if that’s you again..
NO NO NO
SCREW OFF JACK
IM GOING TO TURN OFF MY SUBMIT BOX NOW
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
YES. Everyone go look!
THIS IS HOW I PLANNED THEM ALL OUT IN MY MIND
Barbie gets a job as a daytime TV host and invites Ken to appear on the show. Ken, however, is oblivious to the fact that Barbie is planning to reunite him with an old friend…
Closet Princess 2.0
The story of Ryan finally coming out of the closet. In S1E1, Closet Princess, Ryan was actually hiding in the closet the entire time. If you look really closely at one point, you can see his hair mixed with some shadows. As many Dreamhousers were oblivious to this fact, Mattel decided to make a second episode focussing in on Ryan’s sexuality, and will do this by allowing Ryan to confess his undying love for Ken.
And last but not least
As you can see in the episode thumbnail, Barbie and Stacie are in the ocean and appear to be photographing something. The title “sisters ahoy” implies that a character’s sister(s) is arriving, or being located. Hence, it is only fair to assume that this episode is about Barbie, Stacie and Chelsea venturing out into the ocean (Chelsea driving the boat… naturally). Once out in the ocean, Barbie and Stacie will scuba dive to the depths and locate their missing infant sister, Kelly.
I also assume that the fish
will be the antagonist of the episode, burdening Barbie and her sisters in the search for their sister.
TOMORROW IS THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF THE NIGHT OF THE SCHLOND POOFAS I’M SO GLAD I REMEMBERED IN TIME PASS THE MESSAGE ON WE MUST GET MELLY B BACK ONE MORE TIME
has it really been two whole years already wow how time flies
the new episode’s not up in English yet so I’m sort of half-watching it in Spanish
I have no idea what’s going on but it’s called Mayor of Malibu and there’s this Planet of the Apes parody
I think Chelsea is trying to be elected the mayor and Raquelle is her main opponent
this show is so weird
licensed to drive is getting a book adaptation oh my god the schlond poofa will finally be immortalised in print form for future generations to see